Contents

  1. Interview with the Made For Tv Movie Club
  2. The Dark Arts Of Gothic Horror
  3. A Lady In White: Review of 1988’s The Lady In White
  4. A Name by Mark Slade
  5. Be Careful What You Wish For By Thomas M. Malafarina
  6. Decoy Returns Without Warning: A Hard Rock Revival 15 Years in the Making
  7. Maladjusted Cartoons: Where Housing Developments Come From
  8. Stephen King’s Desperation: A Movie Review
  9. The Rogue Brainchild by Chauncey Haworth
  10. Interview with Artist, S.T. Gately
  11. Pin-up: Anastasia
  12. Pin-up: Mama Jin
  13. Pin-up: Mandy Frank
  14. Cover Model: Cherry Zette
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A Lady in White Review By Mark Slade

A Lady in White: Revisiting a Halloween Ghost Story Done Right

Mark Slade’s review of the atmospheric 1988 film that captured childhood fear and wonder

Written by Mark Slade
Genres: Ghosts and Hauntings, Horror, Mystery, Supernatural
The Lady in White is a supernatural thriller telling the story of a young boy who encounters a ghost while investigating a small town murder.

Ah, remember Halloween was a magical time when you were a kid? Trick or treating, thinking of those frightful thoughts, watching TV where all those dumb sitcoms had their annual Halloween episodes, and playing in your backyard and suddenly you get a weird strange sensation something was in the woods watching you….or maybe you had to go back to the school to get your cap because some punk threw it on a top shelf in the closet and you get locked in school—oh, right, that just happened in that movie The Lady In White (1988). 

This is another movie that fell through the cracks that should have been a bigger hit than it was. When I ask people if they have ever seen it, they either have never heard of it, or those that have—never forgot the movie. I first saw this film on a videocassette someone had recorded off HBO. Though at the time they liked the movie, they said HBO was running the crap out of it. They thought HBO had a stake in the profits. I’m not sure about that. But after I saw the movie, I had a feeling HBO knew what a little gem the film was.

Lady in White 1988

Frankie Scarlatti is a horror author coming back to his hometown after being away for so many years. In the opening of the film, he recounts the story of Halloween, 1962, to a cab driver, and what helped him become a writer. The story of the Lady in White.  We cut to the days of young Frankie (Lucas Haas) delivering papers in his idyllic hometown. We see that Frankie lives with his Father (the great Alex Rocco) and his brother, first generation Italian grandparents.

At school, Frankie is the teacher’s pet, helps her carry her books to her car, and she lets him read his little horror stories to the class (funny scene with the kids, not exactly mean-spirited, but real kids who are excited about things) and this causes some of his classmates to dislike him. Frankie is pranked by two boys who throw his ski mask on the top shelf in the cloak room. They tell him its cold outside and he might need it later. Frankie goes back in the school and gets locked in by those classmates, who found the teachers key.

While inside the cloak room, some very strange things happen to Frankie. He dreams of his mother, her funeral, and feels the grief over her death. Then he sees the ghost of a little girl. The little girl is playing with a rubber ball and it bounces away from her into a drain. She begins talking to someone invisible to Frankie, then she sings the Bing Crosby song,  hauntingly. Then she is strangled by the invisible person. Afterwards, the person materializes and they see Frankie. The person begins to strangle Frankie. Frankie survives and the janitor is arrested.

Frankie recovers and reads in the newspaper that there were eleven other children before him. He also learns the name of the little girl that was murdered. They become friends and Frankie decides to help her by solving the mystery. I’m not going to tell you anymore about the story because if I do, it might spoil it for you. 

This movie reminds the viewer of how it is to be a kid. No matter what decade, what year, there will always be legends, urban myths, and of course, ghosts.  Some of you out there might find this film too sentimental, or not enough gore in it. You don’t need it for this kind of film, just the uneasy feeling of dread will do.

Frank LA Loggia wrote, directed, produced, and even composed the music for this film. Obviously a multi-talented guy. So why didn’t he do more? I found one other interview with him and he said he had such a bad time trying to be director for hire, he decided to drop out of film making. Interesting note he raise the money himself as a penny stock.

  I haven’t actually been able to find much on him.  I saw where he is the director of a film called Fear no evil in 19981. Which I have never seen. From this interview (2011) he has raised money to make a musical. I have to say good luck, I’m sure it will be great quality.  

I know this movie was a labor of love and the town in it is based on his hometown and the viewer can see how lovingly he shot the locations. The script is tight, even if some scenes are a bit corny, but who says corny is bad? I know one thing, when LA Loggia turns his attentions to the hauntings, they are some of the creepiest I have ever seen. I know the film didn’t make much money, and I guess that could kill a career in tinsel town. Or maybe LA Loggia had other things he wanted to try. I think it’s a shame the movie isn’t remembered better. The film was first released on video by virgin, later by Anchor Bay in 1993. On DVD as a director’s cut on Elite entertainment in 1998. MGM released a version in 2005 with deleted scenes and commentary by LA Loggia.

If you haven’t seen this film, look for it so you can find out who the killer is and what happened next to Frankie Scarlatti.

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Stephen Kings Desperation Movie Review from Buttonface

Stephen King’s Desperation: TV Horror Done Surprisingly Well

A personal, nostalgic, and oddly reverent look at King’s made-for-TV desert nightmare

Written by Buttonface
Genres: Horror, Supernatural
When an old god is dug up in the desert, it’s up to several groups of unrelated travelers to ban together and put his ass back in the ground.

Buttonface Says:

The movie is based on Stephen King’s novel Desperation, which was published in 1996. I was 20 at the time and got the book in a set with the pseudonymous, The Regulators, written by King’s previous nom de plume, Richard Bachman. I was super excited by this because, oddly enough for the year, I was introduced to Richard Bachman before Stephen King.

My mom was an English teacher and aspiring writer and several of the rooms in my house looked like their own little libraries. When I first fell in love with horror in my pre-tweens my mom grabbed The Bachman Books off the shelf and told me to give it a try.

Stephen Kings The Bachman Books

King used the pen name Richard Bachman for several reasons. One reason was to publish more than one book per year. His publisher had the policy of only releasing one book a year from each author, a practice that was not uncommon at the time. By publishing some of his work under a pseudonym, he was able to release more books without diluting his brand. By 1977, the release of the first book attributed to Bachman, King had already released Carrie (1974), ‘Salem’s Lot (1975), and The Shining (1977).

King also used the Bachman pseudonym as a way to experiment with different writing styles and explore new concepts. By writing under a different name, King was able to distance himself from his more mainstream work and take more creative risks. He’s said that he enjoyed the challenge of writing under a pseudonym and the freedom it gave him to “test the limits” of his writing.

Prior to this 1996 box set release of The Regulators and Desperation, King, as Bachman, only released four novellas and one novel. The four novellas were the ones given to me in the Bachman Books, and the lone novel was Thinner, a book we all ascribe to Stephen King today.

Novellas in The Bachman Books:

Rage The Bachman Books

Rage (1977) is a psychological horror story follows high school student Charlie Decker, who becomes increasingly frustrated and angry with the people around him. He begins to lash out in violent ways. After a series of confrontations with classmates, teachers, and school administrators, Charlie holds his classmates captive in their classroom and demands to be heard. Rage ended up being eerily similar to several school hostage situations that came years later, but that’s a whole article unto itself. 

The Long Walk The Bachman Books

The Long Walk (1979) is a science fiction story set in a dystopian future in which young men are selected to participate in an annual event called “The Long Walk”. The event is a grueling marathon-style walk from Maine to Florida that tests the endurance and will of its participants. The rules of the walk are simple: walkers must maintain a speed of at least four miles per hour, and anyone who falls below that speed more than three times is shot. Personally, I have a treadmill and four miles an hour is fast. I would be shot very early on.

Roadwork The Bachman Books

Roadwork (1981) is a post-apocalyptic story that follows a man named Barton as he struggles to come to terms with the loss of his home, wife, and son. He tries to navigate a world that has been ravaged by a series of disasters, including a nuclear war and a devastating plague. As Dawes struggles to survive, he is forced to confront his own inner demons and dark secrets.

The Running Man The Bachman Books

The Running Man (1982) novella is set in a dystopian future where a man is forced to participate in a brutal game show called “The Running Man.” In the game, contestants are hunted by professional killers. As he struggles to survive, he must also confront the corruption and cynicism of the society that values entertainment above all else.

Stephen Kings Desperation Movie Review TAK

Needless to say, I loved The Bachman Books, and I loved both The Regulators and Desperation when they came out, with Desperation definitely being my favorite of the pair.

Richard Bachman The Regulators
Stephen King Desperation

Desperation and The Regulators are “spiritual siblings.” They have some similar elements, but are not closely related enough to be a sequel or some sort of reboot. But, there is enough there for fans of either book to enjoy the other (Tak).

King has described Desperation as a darker novel than some of his other works, and noted that it was inspired in part by his own experiences driving through the desert. He also said that the novel was influenced by his interest in the concept of evil and the nature of faith, and that he wanted to explore these themes through the characters’ experiences.

Stephen Kings Desperation Buttonface

In an interview with Rolling Stone, King described Desperation as one of his scariest novels and said that he enjoyed writing it because it allowed him to “confront the darkness” and explore “darker corners” of his imagination.

He was right! And, if there is such a thing as a great TV movie, this great book was turned into one. 

First off, I’m a sucker for a big hole. In fact this movie has a great hodgepodge of things I find mysterious and potentially terrifying. Like the desert and desert animals, cops in general, being locked in the back of a police cruiser, a big ass creepy hole in the ground.

The desert is always great because it fulfills one of the necessary components of a horror film, an isolated group. A lot of horror films fail because they never explain why people don’t just run away, but when you know there is nothing out there for hundreds of miles, that fulfills the isolation requirement pretty good.

I do have a sociological question about Stephen King and TV movies. Is this life imitating art or art imitating life? Did he define the tv movie and miniseries? All TV movies seem to have the same pacing and the same style with one key difference, they tend to be better if they are based on Stephen King. In fact, my favorite TV movie of all time is one that King wrote as just a TV script called, Storm of the Century. If you have an answer send you fan mail to wherever I get fan mail at. While we’re at it, there’s another sociological Stephen King TV-movie question to address in future articles. This one pertains to the ‘90s only: “What’s up with all the chicks on TV in the ‘90s having red hair and green eyes?” Do you know how few people have red hair and green eyes? Every female star in the ‘90s apparently.

I remember falling in love with the book right away. Unlike most King books, it opens quickly and picks up pace from there. Most of his stories start with several chapters explaining how the protagonist feels and describes some small town in Maine. The first line of this book is something like, “Ew Gross” as a girl sees a cat stuck to a speed limit sign, and the movie ain’t far off.

The opening line and face of the flick is actress Annabeth Gish. You’ll likely know her as Agent Monica Reyes from later years of “The X-files“. I’m a fan of Agent Reyes, is that something I should be admitting? I always thought she was a looker, even though there is something inherently soccer-momish about her, but soccer mom’s need love too… respectful platonic love, of course.

Stephen Kings Desperation Sherif

One thing that Stephen King can do, and does in Desperation, is make me interested in the lore of Christianity. I find mythologies and belief systems interesting. Everything from ancient lore, to satanism, to old religions from the far side of the world. But I have an issue with Christianity. Outside of possession movies, it’s hard for me to get wrapped up in the lore of Christianity. Perhaps it’s just too close to home, too right in my own neighborhood and believed as fantasy for me to also believe as fantasy. So there are very few stories that are able to capture my interest from that angle. There’s Desperation and a few other King stories, C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, maybe others.

One part I found a little weird was the mom’s apprehension to the Christianity. I’m a pretty secular guy, down right agnostic if pressed, and my daughter ended up being very Christian and involved with the church. I guess my point is that I dont see what that fucking lady’s problem is? Maybe it’s an undefined Tak thing, it has been years since I read it. I mean I get it her daughter was just killed, but Jesus lady, get your shit together. I do appreciate a freaking-out character in my movies. Most good movies have one and I’m sure it’s hard to write and harder to act. So, maybe I need to get my shit together and give the lady a break.

It has lots of things that I think most horror and movie fans in general enjoy. Cops have a great horror quality. The idea of authority in the middle of nowhere is terrifying; especially authority with Ron Pearlman’s face. Personally, I have a fear of dogs, and that is well covered. For those that find old silent films and broken projectors creepy, there’s a bit of that. Of course there are spiders, snakes, demons, skin conditions with an air of rotting body horror, and dark warehouses. I’m impressed he fit so much cool stuff into one story.

While, I appreciate the whole “these crazy hicks are gonna fuck us or eat us” schtick, its getting a little played out. I realize this came out in 2006 and was written in 1996 and a lot has happened since, so let’s take that into consideration, shall we:

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
  • High Tension (2003)
  • Dead End (I) (2003)
  • Wrong Turn (I) (2003)
  • The Locals (2003)
  • House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
  • Wolf Creek (2005)
  • The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
  • Rest Stop (2006)
  • The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
  • Hatchet (2006)
  • And a whole lot more!

On a political level, it’s funny how back in 2006 they were playing up the red state vs blue state divide. There’s a great quote from Ron Pearlman as the town sheriff saying, “Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me, you smart-aleck blue-state unisex swingles!”

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Now, I know a lot of people are probably concerned that it is a made-for-tv movie. The directing is definitely made-for-TV, but they did try, to some success, to put in interesting shots like dutch angles and odd close-ups that helped up the tension. The cast is also definitely a TV cast, but they sure got the cream of the crop of TV actors.

Anabelle Gish and Ron Pearlman would be enough to carry a decent flick for me, but they also had Tom Skerritt (also from King’s The Dead Zone), Steven Weber (from Wings and King’s TV movie version of The Shining), Charles Durning (nominated for two Academy Awards), Matt Frewer (Freakin’ Max Headroom who was also good in Eureka! and Watchmen), and Henry Thomas (Who played Elliot in E.T. and played the perfect bartender in Doctor Sleep).

Stephen Kings Desperation Tom Skerritt
Stephen Kings Desperation Group of Travelers

Notice how there aren’t many great women actors listed? I wonder why that is? Think deep on it, those who feel there were always great roles for chicks in the past. There weren’t. Fewer great roles means fewer noticeable great actors. But, I don’t blame King for this. In fact, I don’t really blame anybody. The world was fucked up then and the world is fucked up now, the only goal is to try to make it a little better when we depart.

Stephen King finds awesome ways to deliver fun, scary and interesting lore about some weird and sometimes downright silly shit… and I love him for it. I don’t want to give the plot away, so I will give away the plot to IT as an example. IT is about a bunch of loser kids that defeat an interdimensional space clown through the power of friendship, oh yeah and the space clown is really three lights in a spider disguise. Enjoy Desperation, it really does bring the made-for-TV movie to the highest art form it’s capable of achieving.

More on cogitations on 1996’s Desperation:

  • Who doesn’t love a movie with Tom Skarrett? (Other than Poison Ivy)
  • I did read this book before I saw Super Troopers, but I unfortunately saw this movie after I’d seen Super Troopers. Mew. I mean Tak.
  • You know you are sucked in when a movie has you believing in “magic soap from God” as a plot point.
  • The Bachman novella The Running Man inspired the Paul Michael Glaser film. King didn’t want his name on the credits, and insisted the credit go to Richard Bachman.
  • King used his Bachman persona as a kickoff point in his book The Dark Half where a writer’s darker pseudonym takes over.
  • Most of the filming took place in Bisbee, Arizona, in the nearly deserted Lowell borough.
  • During off-set filming in Tucson, a set caught fire and five people were injured. The fire destroyed all production gear and equipment.
  • Desperation was originally intended as a two-part miniseries, but aired in its entirety on May 23, 2006 on ABC, after a red-carpet premiere screening at Tucson’s historic Fox Theatre.
  • ABC aired Desperation at the same time as Fox’s American Idol, which pissed King off. Desperation got 7.5 million viewers, while American Idol had 12 million (and it was the second night of the season finale) ouch.
  • I realize that everybody might be getting sick of this world of prequels, but what happened to all the people of Desperation and how they were used up is a story I’d like to hear.
  • It’s one of the few good movies you can watch on YouTube for free, so there’s that.
  • Tak a lah!

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Pin-up: Anastasia

Pin-Up Spotlight: Meet Anastasia of Marvelesque Cabaret

From the Scottish Highlands to sultry stage acts, Anastasia shares her journey through burlesque, pinup modeling, and self-expression.

Genres: pinup
From a quiet Highland village to the dazzling lights of the burlesque stage, Anastasia’s story is one of bold self-discovery and glitter-drenched empowerment. She’s sewing her own path—literally—and conjuring confidence with every sultry step. Want to know how witchy glamour and vintage power fuse into one mesmerizing performer? Step inside.

Where are you from? What is your background?

I’m originally from a small town in the Scottish Highlands but am currently based in Dundee with Marvelesque Cabaret. Crazy to think I’ve been with them now for nearly 4 years! If you could describe me and my acts in a few words it would be: classically sultry with a very witchy inclination!

What inspired you to get into burlesque?

I joined when I moved away from my small hometown, wanting to grow and develop as my own person and feel comfortable in my own skin. Burlesque seemed like the perfect way to do this! Even just being able to dance got me into it, as I’ve always loved the idea of performing, but never had the chance to before now.

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What about modelling? What inspired you to do Pinup?

I have always been drawn to the more alternative, vintage and glamorous styles, but never felt confident enough to fully embrace it when I was younger. Doing modelling, specifically pinup modelling, lets me do this! I get to explore and embrace my femininity, and feel more confident!

What’s the best thing about being a model in burlesque, and what’s the worst?

The best thing about this whole gig is being able to express who I am and feeling happier about myself! There aren’t many “worst” things about it—I’d say the only thing might be trying to not look too anxious whilst posing still! Just means I need more practice in front of the camera!

What performer or artist/writer inspires you the most? 

Recently, I have been finding lots of inspiration from Miss Chrissy Kiss. She has such a strong stage presence that I aspire to have myself one day—not to mention her costumes! Would absolutely want to meet her one day.

What other areas of art are you involved in?

I’ve always been involved in different forms of art growing up in some way. Currently, I’m very into creating my own clothes through knitting and sewing, allowing me to make stuff that genuinely is me in both style, fit and colours. I’ve also been looking into pursuing a career in art therapy in the future—if that counts!

Do you think your environment and where you live has an effect on the type of art you create?

Definitely! Moving to the city allowed me to open my horizons and let me meet all the other people in Marvelesque. Back home, there weren’t many opportunities like this (not counting Highland dancing). So, I appreciate it a lot! 

What long term goals do you have?

One day I would love to perform in more shows around Scotland or even further afield, because as of right now I have only ever performed in Dundee. I also need to desperately create a solid burlesque wardrobe!

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What do you think the popular culture will be like in ten years?

Although I haven’t been doing it too long considering a certain pandemic hit right in the middle of it… It has, however, made the accessibility of attending virtual shows and lessons a lot easier for those who may typically be unable to. Hopefully, this will continue on into the future, making this art form and others more present in popular culture. And with it the revival of vintage styles.

10. What’s the strangest thing you’ve been asked to do in your profession?

I’ve had a message come through asking if I was interested in doing women’s wrestling! Definitely the weirdest thing I’ve ever been asked—and I’m not entirely sure why they thought I’d be interested in the first place!

What projects are you working on now?

My most recent project is a new siren-inspired classic act for my next performance alongside Marvelesque. With it comes new choreography and a new costume to design! I also have a few fun photo-shoots lined up for the coming months.

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Step into a horror retro shoot with pinup model Cherry Zette. Featuring vintage glamour and timeless looks.

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