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  • Polls: Jessica Fletcher or Sledge Hammer?

    Jessica Fletcher or Sledge Hammer

    Perhaps your thinking…?

    Gee willikers, I don’t know who either of those people are. How could I possibly decide who was going to solve my murder?

    Well that’s alright you lazy so-and-so, just scroll down a little and you can learn about the world’s B-list dectitives!

    Jessica Fletcher

    Jessica Fletcher

    Imagine your sweet, sharp-witted aunt who bakes the world’s best cookies, can charm the socks off just about anyone, and—oh, by the way—has a penchant for tripping over dead bodies wherever she goes. That’s Jessica Fletcher!

    Watch some Murder She Wrote

    Sledge Hammer

    Sledge Hammer

    Picture a wildly over-the-top cop who struts around with the confidence of Dirty Harry—if Dirty Harry had a permanent smirk and spent his off-hours writing love poems to his .44 Magnum. That’s Sledge Hammer!

    Watch some Sledge Hammer

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