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Who's corpse looks best flipper or Shamu

Perhaps your thinking…?

Better for what? Better for lovemaking? More likely to get out of a traffic ticket? That’s some good looking “Eating-Dolphin”? Sure! Anyone of those is fine, ya freak. Just answer the dang question,”Who’s corpse probably looks better today, Flipper or Shamu?”

Flipper

Flipper

Flipper was a famous fictional bottlenose dolphin, portrayed by multiple Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, who starred in the 1960s television series “Flipper.” Known for his intelligence and friendly nature, he became a beloved character for his adventures and his special bond with the show’s human characters.

Shamu

Shamu

Shamu is the name most famously associated with SeaWorld’s performing orcas. Originally, the name was given to a specific female orca captured in the 1960s at SeaWorld San Diego. Over time, “Shamu” became a stage name used for several orcas that performed in SeaWorld shows, symbolizing the park’s orca attractions.

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A Dead Ringer For A Black Fox: Part 2 by Brian Warf

Errol Sheridan thought his time as caretaker of Henry Blankenship’s estate would be spent in solitude—until the black fox returned. A sinister omen, the fox leads him deeper into the mystery of the ringing bell, which calls out from Blankenship’s grave even when no one is there to pull the rope.

Twisted Pulp Magazine Issue #41

Looking for a dose of weird fiction and bizarre articles? You're looking for Twisted Pulp Magazine! That's right! The neo-pulp magazine is back, and our mommas said we wouldn't make it to forty, but here we are. In the 40th issue you'll find all the raw fiction and cult articles you've come to expect from the world's greatest magazine.

Growing Up with Milt and Muck #4

In Growing Up with Milt and Muck #4, Tess and Milt’s childhood antics continue as they play doctor. A real look at youthful curiosity and mischief.

Growing Up with Milt and Muck #3

In Growing Up with Milt and Muck #3, Tess and Milt find a wild way to speed up squirrels. What could possibly go wrong? Read now for a hilarious adventure!

A New Book in the Works: The Best Modern Audio Dramas

A bold anthology of scripts from today’s most unforgettable audio dramas—twisting tales that shock, scare, and stir the soul.

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Roughly 20% of Americans say they’ve seen a ghost. Find out how many believe in paranormal experiences. Vote now!
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