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Who's corpse looks best flipper or Shamu

Perhaps your thinking…?

Better for what? Better for lovemaking? More likely to get out of a traffic ticket? That’s some good looking “Eating-Dolphin”? Sure! Anyone of those is fine, ya freak. Just answer the dang question,”Who’s corpse probably looks better today, Flipper or Shamu?”

Flipper

Flipper

Flipper was a famous fictional bottlenose dolphin, portrayed by multiple Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, who starred in the 1960s television series “Flipper.” Known for his intelligence and friendly nature, he became a beloved character for his adventures and his special bond with the show’s human characters.

Shamu

Shamu

Shamu is the name most famously associated with SeaWorld’s performing orcas. Originally, the name was given to a specific female orca captured in the 1960s at SeaWorld San Diego. Over time, “Shamu” became a stage name used for several orcas that performed in SeaWorld shows, symbolizing the park’s orca attractions.

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Date Created: 03-17-2025
Date Modified: 03-17-2025

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