Would you rather always have Patrick Swayze Roadhouse Hair or Jareth the Goblin King’s?

Which look would you rather rock?

Remember, this isn’t for today or the next week. This is forever! In the retirement home—this hair. Corpse exhumed in 30 years to prove your wife didn’t murder you… this hair!

Dalton

Dalton, played by Patrick Swayze in the 1989 film Road House, is a highly skilled and philosophical bouncer hired to clean up a rowdy bar in a small town. Despite his calm demeanor and strict code of ethics, he’s a lethal fighter when pushed, balancing wisdom with intense physical prowess.

Jareth

Jareth, played by David Bowie in the 1986 film Labyrinth, is the enigmatic and charismatic Goblin King who rules over the labyrinth. He presents himself as both a villain and a tempting figure, offering Sarah power and love while challenging her to navigate his maze to rescue her baby brother.