Thomas M. Malafarina Archives – Page 2 of 3

Old Man Vs. Turkey Fryer

The Old Man set out to fry the perfect Thanksgiving turkey. But science and common sense failed, the result was less “golden brown” and more “rocket-powered poultry.”

Old Man Vs. Charles Christmas

What happens when charles and the old man go at it? You get the Old Man Vs. Charles Christmas Spectacular and, of course, hilarity.

Urns by Thomas M. Malafarina

A habitual bargain hunter proudly brings home a $500 SUV from an auction, a surprising “great deal.” However, his wife discovers two funeral urns filled with ashes in the vehicle’s trunk.

Art’s Work By Thomas M. Malafarina

In a home filled with his late wife paintings, Arthur seeks peace but finds only torment. Her murderer may have escaped justice, but Arthur’s chilling masterpiece ensures some crimes never fade.

Christmas With Charles

Wondering what America’s favorite serial killer is up to this Christmas? Check out what this murderer has in store for the boy next door.

A Maladjusted Christmas Cartoon from Thomas M. Malafarina

A darkly humorous Christmas illustration by Thomas Malafarina

It Came Upon A Midnight Clear By Thomas M. Malafarina

On Christmas Eve a miser consumed by profit dismisses the holiday cheer, only to have his carefully world begin to crumble.

Old Man Vs. Charles Halloween

What happens when the serial killer next door trick-or-treats at the hateful old man’s house?

Blood Bank by Thomas M. Malafarina

Ken Hawkins expected his Halloween night blood donation to be a fun, spooky experience. Instead, he finds himself trapped in a nightmare where he’s the main course.

Space Girl Returns by Thomas M. Malafarina

The mysterious alien visitor, last seen in 1956, has returned to Earth, slipping once again into the guise of an alluring substitute teacher. Her mission? To seduce and manipulate Earth’s young men for purposes only she and her species understand. This time, her target is Charlie Grainger, a socially awkward outcast with a taste for classic rock and counterculture.